Wednesday One-Liners Join the UFC

Hobo to entire platform: You've seen cripple fights. You've seen hobo boxing. Now prepare yourselves for rich white assholes pushing to get on the train. [Train pulls in.] Briefcases may be used as shields. Good luck, folks. --4/5 platform, Union Square Overheard by: Orson

Father holding daughter's hand: You can't just kick people when you don't get what you want, Victoria. --Mott & Canal St Overheard by: Marie

Teacher: See that guy in the mural? See how many muscles he has? If he wanted to, he could kick your ass. Look at Galileo. Even Galileo could kick your ass! --Brooklyn Tech High School Overheard by: Liz

Six-year-old: If you go to my school, you get yo' ass jumped. --107th & Manhattan Overheard by: Emily B.

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